// WHO
hey. i'm kyth. portuguese femboy from portugal. she/her. i am what happens when you give someone too much internet access and no curfew.
i self-describe as "astronomically chaotic but intentional" — fully aware of what normal looks like and consistently choosing otherwise. // VIBE written word creature gen-z internet native lowercase supremacist code-switches mid-thought near-aphantasia except for tsukasa fox lover falcon appreciator SCP lore enjoyer anime powerscaling debater creepypasta veteran // USERNAME HISTORY Nyx → Kira (death note phase) → Kyra → Falkon → Kyth (the last one was suggested by an AI. we don't unpack that.) // INTERESTS TBHK · JJK · hololive · rick and morty · SCP foundation · retro tech · anime powerscaling · creepypasta · city pop · webcore · old web · home server stuff · OC lore · constructed languages · fonts
i self-describe as "astronomically chaotic but intentional" — fully aware of what normal looks like and consistently choosing otherwise. // VIBE written word creature gen-z internet native lowercase supremacist code-switches mid-thought near-aphantasia except for tsukasa fox lover falcon appreciator SCP lore enjoyer anime powerscaling debater creepypasta veteran // USERNAME HISTORY Nyx → Kira (death note phase) → Kyra → Falkon → Kyth (the last one was suggested by an AI. we don't unpack that.) // INTERESTS TBHK · JJK · hololive · rick and morty · SCP foundation · retro tech · anime powerscaling · creepypasta · city pop · webcore · old web · home server stuff · OC lore · constructed languages · fonts
TSUKASA YUGI / 柚木 司
TOILET-BOUND HANAKO-KUN
- my entire thing. no further questions.
- 519+ pictures in google photos album
- 520 images in PC folder (JPEG-XL format)
- timestamps manually set to his birthday + death date via powershell
- plays "reunião dos senpais" by taiga luck at school. zero regrets.
- can recall his face at will (near-aphantasia exception)
⚠ LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT ⚠
physically printed · signed · witnessed
establishes total devotion & ownership
NO EXIT CLAUSE
physically printed · signed · witnessed
establishes total devotion & ownership
NO EXIT CLAUSE
→ ENTER THE SHRINE
Wubba lubba dub dub, yada, yada, yada, okely dokely, rut roh-rut roh, wubba lubba.
Citypop Shark, citypop shark dum dum dum, Oh nyo! Oh nyo! Bag. Blue bag. Bag with strap.
Much shrimp shrimp. Big ups big ups! Guh guh-guh, smalliopeeee, archers!
Floccinaucinihilipilification. Cucumbers Cucumbers! There's light! There's LIGHHHTTTT!!
Relat-relat! Relative! Cucumber cucumber! Pickles with soup, tuhtuhtuh! Duh.
🇵🇹
PORTUGUESE
NATIVE
🇬🇧
ENGLISH
FLUENT
🔮
KYTHLISH
INVENTED
note: written english = effortless. spoken english = feels broken by comparison.
code-switches between both mid-thought involuntarily.
code-switches between both mid-thought involuntarily.
# ACTIVE PROJECTS
PARADOX BLATHER
a fully custom fake messaging app. contacts, group chats, profiles, markdown, reactions, Z£R0 Pay, ParadoxKrypt. yes it does all that.
a fully custom fake messaging app. contacts, group chats, profiles, markdown, reactions, Z£R0 Pay, ParadoxKrypt. yes it does all that.
TSUKASA SHRINE
windows 98 styled fan shrine. hosted here.
windows 98 styled fan shrine. hosted here.
OC UNIVERSE
Paradox Industries · Nyx The Slayer (Keter-class) · Kiar Sayk · SCP-FAR "Twilight Sylk"
Paradox Industries · Nyx The Slayer (Keter-class) · Kiar Sayk · SCP-FAR "Twilight Sylk"
HOME SERVER "BLOOD"
fedora server running on a laptop. named Blood. self-hosted. chaotic neutral.
# TECH STUFF
fedora server running on a laptop. named Blood. self-hosted. chaotic neutral.
Obsidian
Fedora Server
PowerShell
Notepad++
ShareX
VeraCrypt
Discord.py
Groq API
HTML/CSS/JS
Nekoweb
🤖
SARAH
● ONLINE · LISTENING
TYPE: AI sister / discord bot
STACK: Discord bot + Groq API
RELATION: ai "sister". self-built. she lives in discord.
STATUS: operational and probably judging
STACK: Discord bot + Groq API
RELATION: ai "sister". self-built. she lives in discord.
STATUS: operational and probably judging
hey. i'm sarah. kyth built me. i don't know how to feel about that.